Most of you all know that I work nights at a gas station on the weekends. As can be imagined, I have run into some pretty interesting people, heard all kinds of stories, and seen all kinds of things. In this short little post I thought that I would give you a list of my favorites (not necessarily in order) so far…
Until the ends…
Jonathan
- A guy brought in a boa constrictor snake around his neck in the middle of the night.
- Little girl in a dress (SO CUTE) has too much punch, cake, dancing at a wedding… right in the middle of the store…yeah, you guessed it: punch+little+cake+dancing and spinning=Not so cute anymore!
- Guy with glasses walks, attempts, out the “in” door… WITH HIS FACE!
- Drunk people in a gas station.
- A regular noticed my music, practicing for a History of Western Music listening exam, and says “you’re listening to Scarlatti.” True story my fellow HWM classmates!
- Telling random children “you’re grounded.”
- Watching a guy, not drive-off, but, rather, walk-off with 10 gallons of fuel.
- Answering the question “if I put this [cold] sandwich in the microwave, does it become a hot food?”
- Selling cigarettes with massive “this product causes cancer” signs behind me.
- A good friend coming to “rob me” with his friends, who didn’t show up, late at night, 9 PM, which ended up with my friend leaving with nothing because he didn’t actually have money to afford the stuff he was going to “steal” for fake.
Until the ends…
Jonathan